This may sound controversial but I admit it, I don’t love my iPhone. I realise I could get into trouble for admitting this publicly but I’m prepared to accept that, to get these thoughts off my chest. I was considering going to a self-help group, especially as I am surrounded by lovers of the phone, but instead I am sharing my thoughts on our blog. And I do expect arguments to the contrary.

There are a number of reasons I don’t love my phone (and a few reasons it’s not so bad):

1) I can’t walk down the street writing a text message

Ok, I like writing text messages and I like to send a quick message every now and again. I am also female and I like to multitask. With my old phone (Nokia N95) I used to be able to walk down the street, not looking at my phone and feel the buttons and know what I was pressing and write a message. With my nice smooth-screened iphone I have no clue where the buttons are and lampposts keep jumping out at me so the quality of the experience and my efficiency has decreased.

2) It feels like I’m putting unnecessary stress and strain on my thumbs while I try to hover to write text

Maybe it’s just me (as a 2 thumbed writer of text) but when I type any text into the iphone I find that my thumbs are kind of hovering over the keypad and I take more strain on them. If I’ve been taking lots of notes or writing longer messages I feel my thumbs starting to get tired. I can’t seem to find a nice resting point on the phone without activating a key.

3) I feel like I have to be a robot and hold the phone just at the right angle or it keeps switching between the different views

Now I don’t tend to hold my phone particularly straight when I’m using it, but as a traditional girl I prefer my phone to be upright (in portrait view) rather than sideways (landscape). However, on my iPhone, if I’m just casually looking it, reading something perhaps, then the screen has a tendency to just switch without asking to landscape view. All I do is casually hold it at a comfortable angle in my hand. Now, if I was a robot, then everything would be at neat 90 and 180 degree angles, and I wouldn’t have this problem. But I’m not a robot. (Someone told me how to get it back to portrait, but it doesn’t seem to work all the time).

4) I have to keep the phone switched on for my alarm clock to go off in the morning

I’m the type of person who likes to go to sleep with their phone switched off and charging overnight. Now, I know that the iPhone isn’t capable of this, although I have no idea why. However, back to my alarm - if I switch my phone off it doesn’t wake up automatically and switch itself on and then wake me up. Very rude if you ask me. So now, if I’m to use my alarm I am forced to keep the phone switched on. I know silent exists, so I shouldn’t be disturbed in the middle of the night by incoming calls or texts, but if the phone is there, and I wake up in the middle of the night I might sneak a quick peek to see if I’ve received a text overnight, so, I prefer to have it switched off. And I don’t want to lose precious battery life if my phone doesn’t need to be charged. I also liked the way my old phone would tell me how many hours I had to sleep, something my iPhone doesn’t do either.

5) It takes longer to send text messages

One of my ex Flow colleagues Martin once did a study looking at how fast people could send text messages on different devices. There was a difference between the speed that they perceived they were typing the message and the speed that they actually did type the text message. I haven’t measured myself, so maybe it’s true for me too (although I think not if you know me and have seen me text).

T9 was great. Nice and easy if you’d learnt it, with an option to scroll through the words that might come up as possible combinations. Worked fine. Now I have a qwerty keypad and no choice to revert to the old numeric keypad T9 that I love. I was hunting around for the option to switch this on on my iPhone but there doesn’t seem to be one – of course I didn’t get a manual (as it relies on me being motivated to go and seek one online) so I haven’t been able to check that. Now, I can touch type on a large keypad so I’m pretty aware of where the buttons are on a keypad but having to use them with my thumbs causes no end of problems. I’ve got quite large fingers and thumbs for a girl, but still I’m constantly pressing the wrong key, switching to capitals when I didn’t want to, trying to work out how to not accept the word suggestion it offers baffles me. Though I do like the way that the recommended words account for the fact you probably pressed the wrong keys.

6) I don’t know how many text messages I’m sending

Now, for those of you who aren’t aware, not all phone tariffs have unlimited texts. Therefore there is a big difference in price between a text that is 160 characters long and one that is 161 characters long. My iPhone seems to disregard this, and doesn’t tell me how many characters I’m using. Is the assumption that we all have bottomless pockets or that the number of text messages flying across the world should increase? A simple indication of the number of texts I’m creating would be a real bonus.

7) The battery life is bad – I refuse to keep it connected to an energy source all day

Ok, if you don’t use the phone then it’s fine. But as it is, there to be lots of other things on the iPhone aside from the phone – and it’s designed for these to be used better than the simple phone functions (as far as I can tell). It seems a real shame that there isn’t a low energy mode that will conserve power, or I can’t switch the thing off while I’m powering up overnight.

Things I love about it

1) It’s nice to have all texts viewed as a conversation

This is a really nice touch. I’d like to have the ability to order the text conversations alphabetically by person though, so I can easily find a previous one with a certain person, but then I’d have to be able to short link to a letter in the alphabet but as there isn’t a keypad, I can’t seem to do this – hmm…

2) It’s  nice to be able to view my voicemails and play them back

A while back at Flow we were designing a new voicemail system, and people we spoke to said they found great value in voicemails from loved ones, children who lived far from home and relatives who’d passed away, so the idea that the messages live on your phone and you can replay when you like – even on the tube – is a great one.

I’m sure there are more things that I love, but if I was to include 7 here that would seem unfair to my rant.

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